Magic Dildo 

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

Magic Dildo by 62609 August 11, 2014

Dido Dildo 

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

Dido Dildo by J Roseman May 9, 2004

Sandy Dildo 

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

Sandy Dildo by steveisak August 24, 2011

Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

Doodoo dildo by s7l May 12, 2012

The Dildo Sweats 

When one breaks into an uncontrollable sweat from not using a dildo enough or not having enough sex; in other words, being sexually frustrated.

"Oh no! I've lost my dildo! Now I've got The Dildo Sweats again!"

Maria/Peter was so sexually frustrated that she/he got The Dildo Sweats every single day!

The Dildo Sweats by Macaycay February 25, 2014

prick dildo 

A complete and utter douchè bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam

Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam

prick dildo by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

sausage dildo by Voldaar July 24, 2016