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Cookie

A girl, especially a very good looking one, who is thinks is the center of the universe. Typically containing or possessing the following qualities.
1. A great sense of humor.
2. A smile that melts hearts.
3. Sweet Smelling.
4. A great body.
5. Extreme Intelligence.
Damn, you check out Cookie today? Yo I've been sweatin her since astronomy...by the way...who L?
by Marty November 2, 2003
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Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.
by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006
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cookie

by Sithknight May 18, 2005
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OOKIE COOKIE

When a bunch of men gather in a circle and masterbate on a cookie and the first one who can't cum in 5 minutes has to eat the cookie.
I knew I shouldn't of eaten that Ookie Cookie last night.
by gorgonzola1234 August 5, 2011
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nigel cookie

Usually referring to a man who is not quite sure of his identity, tends to be called Cookie in his workplace, but Nigel by his mad stalkers, who tends to be from Trinidad in origin.

An all round nice guy who tends to enjoy singing in really homosexual ways to arouse his colleagues. Sadly for him, he tends to only arouse himself.

A "Nigel Cookie" is a man with no shame, who masturbates at frequent intervls throughout the day, without caring who sees.

Dangerous. If you hear someone refer to a person as a Nigel Cookie, be careful.
Watch out for that Nigel Cookie fella', he's unpredictable.

Person 1: I wish I understood why that man masturbates in public;
Person 2: Oh, didn't you realise? He's a Nigel Cookie!
Person 1: Crikey moses. That is unbelievable.
by carrie o'hanlon December 8, 2007
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu
by brendan May 28, 2004
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Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.
"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"
by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003
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