broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008

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comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

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Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

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meat coma

post-coital slumber

After only two minutes with Mr.Chan, Jenny went into a meat coma.

by fireworks March 21, 2012

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Commack sits along the LIE at exit 52. One of the more western towns of Suffolk county. People in commack tend to think that they are wealthy Japs and are literally the shit. However, the neighborhood does not pale in comparison to its rich counterpart, Dix Hills. Commack is a trash piece of shit town relative to actual nice areas in LI. Kids in Commack tend to infest Suffolk Community College and usally dont go anywhere in life. Majority of teens smoke pot daily and drink a shit load. The girls are all sluts and bang anything that walks. Also, half the kids in Commack that live on the south side by the middle school try and pawn shit off like they live in Dix Hills. Commack is a wannabe Jap town with a bunch of middle class losers.

trash long island commack

by cind October 8, 2009

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