Chode Fucker

Someone who is intellectually disabled due to a traumatic childhood experience.

Did you know about Bartholomew being a chode fucker? No wonder he’s so anxious around alphabet blocks.

by BagelLamp May 21, 2021

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

cheesy chode

A penis with a cheesy helmet,

Lick the cheese of my chode
Tom Cruise has a cheesy chode

by cheesychode April 16, 2007

chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.

For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.

by chodessasd January 9, 2009

Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.

We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty

by tripod 8 October 26, 2018

Chode

(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with Chodé, the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

Chode

A Chode is a guy who says yes when he wants to say no, or doesn't know what he wants. In Spanish, Pringao.

Source: www.chodely.com

Chode went to the store.

by guy145 July 31, 2009