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emo child

An emo child is not a newb. Nor are they faggots or bitches. They already have lifes, the people who write shit about them dont. They listen to music that is like angels singing in their ears, like Green Day or My Chemical Romance. Their black clothing and band shirts are worn maybe because they are NICE CLOTHING or LOOK GOOD. Ever thought of that?? its preference of clothing. Same as a teacher wearing a suit to school, or a man wearing a tie to work. Emos like to wear black. They are deeper and smarter than the people who criticize them, and would suprise the world if it would only listen and stop looking at their eyeliner and clothing.
That emo child lives their own life, their own way while others, hating theirs, choose to make fun of them and call them names.
by *sebastian** January 26, 2007
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African Child

(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.
American Idiot sucked, man, but it wasn't an African Child until they did a fucking musical.
by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010
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child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.
Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.
by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019
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Only-Child Type

A person who has similar symptoms to that of an Only Child but is not necessarily an only child. Generally they are quiet, sensible and mature for their age, serious, kind, shy and slightly awkward, and don't get bored easily. This condition typically onsets in adolescence. It is difficult to imagine an only-child type living and interacting with a sibling, even if they do actually have a sibling.
1. "No way, dude, Emily has a sister? She's such an only-child type though!"
2. "Yeah, I knew you didn't have any siblings, you're an only-child type."
by whatwhatwhat77 August 7, 2012
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inner child

Someone you're in-touch with.
Handsome bald man: "... and I am very in-touch with my inner child"
by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022
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like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
by Mierk March 25, 2009
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