True Story Bro 

Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

Person A: I remember I was stuck in an elevator in freshman year with a claustrophobic chick who was panting the shit out of the elevator. Gave me the heeby jeebies. True story bro.

Person B: ...

True Story Bro by Tyrone24 September 30, 2010

Bro Train 

Any Long Island Rail Road train that leaves Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with guidos and other assorted bros and hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.

Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"

Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.

Avoid the bro train at all costs!

"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"

Bro Train by Phoojoeniam June 15, 2008

bro-blocker 

A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."

Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"

Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."

Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"

bro-blocker by mdwargo March 22, 2009

Bro stroke 

Bro stroke A - Stroking your bros shoulder.
Bro stroke B - When your bro is having a stroke.
Bro stroke C - When you masterbate.
Bro stroke D - When you give your bro a handjob.

A - guy: hey bro, what'cha been up to? (strokes bro's shoulder)
guy 2: o_O nice bro stroke A, quite relaxing...

B - "OH SHIT BRO, YOU'RE HAVING A BROSTOKE B, SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!"

C - "YEAH, the other day, i was in my room, brostroke-c'in."

D - "Want a bro stroke-D?"
"sure"

Bro stroke by IzzywinklePants February 7, 2010

Edm Bro 

A male or female who only goes to Electronic music events to get drunk, high and to pick up members of the opposite or same sex. These people are the ones who mosh and push and shove people in the crowd. They also think they know everything there is too know about Electronic Music!

An Edm Bro is someone who wears shirts and Hat asking where the molly is!!

Edm Bro by YOLYOLYOLYOLO September 30, 2014

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022

Bro Love 

A group of heterosexual guys who are into hanging out with no one except their main group.

Pete: "Hey man I have mad bro love for all of you!"

JJ: "That's sort of weird man, but I agree."

Bro Love by HDDDDLLLI February 14, 2009