Used to defend against an impending cool story bro. Usually uttered immediately after the narration of a story or anecdote (for full effect) worth telling, relevant to the conversation, and not an example of tl;dr or faggotry, so that any threat of ownage from jackasses is effectively neutralized. (Often abbreviated as' tsb' when used in text)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.

funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,