French Breakfast

When a man is making eggs in the morning for his lady while she is giving him head. He cums on the eggs and serves them to her with a little salt and pepper. She eats them joyfully.

Hey babe, come over here and make your eggs into a French Breakfast for me.

by Big Arms January 13, 2008

Breakfast for a winner

an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge

uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!

by Agnesium October 12, 2008

breakfast bra

a functional peice of lingerie that you can eat breakfast out of.

Wein: We have a Breakfast Bra, go us!
Jim: Breakfast Bra?
Wein: Yeah, wanna have a spoonful of bran flakes outta my left cup?

by Weiny Joy October 26, 2008

breakfast sausage

When a guy wakes up in the morning with an erect penis, aka "morning wood"

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend got excited when she saw my breakfast sausage and knew I was ready to go.

by amglaw March 20, 2014

Hiawathas Breakfast

The act of taking a dump in a roasting pan and leaving it in someones fridge.

That bender I was at really blew, so I left them a nice Hiawathas Breakfast to wake up too.

by Cam81 July 21, 2008

british breakfast

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Bohemian Breakfast

A recipe used in certain cultures throughout the world.

Ingredients: ½ stick of butter, four slices of bacon and three hard-boiled eggs.

Directions: Wrap bacon around butter and insert into partner’s rectum. Add (into rectum) shelled eggs and mix with penis until smooth texture is noted. Forcibly remove into 8 inch frying pan and cook over medium heat until light golden brown color of eggs fluff.

After an evening of passion my lover and I enjoyed a Bohemian Breakfast on our vista as the sun rose over the horizon.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 22, 2006