Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."

"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"

by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012

Teeth Boner

A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)

Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.

by Pisanty September 11, 2010

Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton June 8, 2018

Chest Boners

Erect Nipples

She must be cold, you could hang your coat and hat on those chest boners

by Shumpster December 31, 2010

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015