Beasters

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH

Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce

by ATL August 30, 2005

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

ghetto blaster

a radio or boombox;pro skater Chad Muska has one of these

Bob:Hey dude Chad Muska's selling his ghetto blaster at the flea market.
Rick:That's sick dude is it a bargain price?
Chad Muska:Yeah man it's a bargain.

by James Grimmer January 17, 2004

husband beater

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..

i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..

by y2c January 14, 2011

Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.

Hey there Bob, thanks for that Mississippi crab blaster last night!

by Your mother's worst nightmare May 18, 2010

wife beater

Blue sleeveless shirt or singlet owned by a slobby fat often dumb white individual with a pretence for spousal abuse.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007