high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time
Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused
by Jex September 24, 2022
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High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time
Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus
by Jex October 01, 2022
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erdoganus al anus

a human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history: erdoganus al anus
The human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history, erdoganus al anus, will dominate this planet if we do not care.
by negniriew October 17, 2019
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anus clintwood

Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
by jericc is my son June 01, 2022
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Anus bunglar

One who lazily tickles an anus
Donny the anus bunglar strikes again
by Anus_Bunglar December 05, 2021
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anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024
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monkey anus

is usually someone named sam, who thinks its comeone named deven
"that stupid monkey anus " someone else : "who sam"
by afganahstan January 27, 2017
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