Accented

Like getting cat fished but its a grill with an accent. You cant understand doo doo fam.

I got accented by a 12 year old grill the other day. I couldn't understand their cries for help so it wasn't pleasurable.

by THE GRILL WHO NEEDS A FILL May 30, 2018

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

Horrible Shovel Accident

One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head withe shovel.

The significant other falls in the hole and bleeds to death. One is obliged to fill in the hole, since it is a waste of time to dig another hole.

"Did you hear about Ned's horrible shovel accident? Maude never saw that shovel coming."

"Yeah, but she had it coming."

by PaschaSC June 4, 2007

Accidental Anal

When two or more men are engaged in some sort of testosterone-based activity (I.E. wrestling, football, rugby, etc...) and there is incidental penis to anus penetration. The term "accidental anal" refers to that occurrence.

"Matt and Luke were playing a heated, but quality game of chess that ended in accidental anal."

"I just wanted to put a dollar in the homeless man's tin can, but accidental anal occurred, too. Now I need special medication from the clinic."

"The poker game ended much as it started, with accidental anal. I think we're all walking a little slower this morning."

by Matrek December 16, 2011

accumulatitis

A disease which mainly affects women. It is characterised by mass accumulation of clothes, shoes, bags, hats, etc with no regard for cupboard space or actual need.

Can also be used in reference to persons who suffer from hoarding any other substance or thing.

Have you seen Lisa's wardrobe!?! That biatch has a serious case of accumulatitis!

by bronxb July 20, 2007

accidentogenic

Having very unsafe driving habits, e.g. cutting into traffic from a single narrow lane into a four-lane highway without signaling; making a right turn from a left lane; running red lights, etc.

Mr. Nilsson is a heavy drinker and very accidentogenic. I wouldn't get into a car with him if my life depended on it!

by pentozali October 17, 2007