stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021

bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter

Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!

by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021

organic weasel

A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair

Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel

by Doyourballsjingle April 30, 2021

Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.

Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?

by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021

Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.

Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.

by Cl115 August 17, 2021

slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.

She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.

by racheal18 October 13, 2021

charles wesela

Charles Wesela, 17, minnesota.
Charley is a bright young man with a bit of a broad education range. He is knowledgeable in electronics, engineering, (your secret), and bomb decoding. ever wondered where your socks go in the dryer? that’s juat silly ol charley stealing them to make a unibomber fortress in the woods. have no fear, charley wesela the great is here. i wrote this in hopes that he, charles the all mighty would see it and make me his aorentess.

you: hey man i’m sorry ok i didn’t mean it..

charley: *blows you up*
charles wesela has zero patience with snakes and little fibs. he is a holy man of god. except for that one time.

by charles missionary (best) October 20, 2021