Guacamole twat

a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy

ew that girl has a guacamole twat

by Guacamole King October 31, 2009

Twat Smack

The Female equivalent of T-bagging

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.

by Java Shark March 16, 2015

re-twat

To tell someone something you read on twitter in person. similar to a re-tweet.

Ruth re-twated the joke she read on twitter to her friends at work.

by Davbot44 October 27, 2011

twat trump

when your fanny does a fart

hollie did a twat trump, ew

by fannylover69XXX April 18, 2009

twat sack

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina

hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!

by Tamtamtam November 16, 2007

Twat Cobbler

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

by snailtrailprkway February 02, 2013

Twat Doc

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)

I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.

by CableMonkey August 03, 2015