TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

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Land turtle

When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal

Shut your land turtle ass up

by Your friend E October 15, 2016

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Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

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Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell

Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"

by General Stinky December 15, 2016

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The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

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elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

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