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The Turtle
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When not being
able
to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the
tip
of your shit goes out of your anus and
say
" heeeey " and goes back inside.
Oh shit
! I
just
did the
turtle
The Turtle
by
Uw00tmejt
January 22, 2017
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