Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021

rusty flamingo

When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.

When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.

by HollyMollyJolly March 23, 2018

rusty coral

A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.

I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.

by rustycarl22 March 29, 2009

Rusty Robot

A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.

I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.

by Ashleybond30 June 2, 2017

rusty pocketknife

The act of making love to dirty work pants, using ketchup for lubrication.

The janitor was caught doing a "rusty pocketknife", on the clock...

by Hoody Bombs July 14, 2014

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

rusty nail

Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.

Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.

by Ephraim Bard January 15, 2011