eat-panda

eating anywhere

the eat-panda drop habit of student

by 0244201915 November 4, 2020

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when someone hasn't had sex for over 4 weeks (one month)

'omggg next week u are gona be a panda unless u have sex this weekend'

by ket123 November 27, 2018

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A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)

Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!

by Cwucify March 3, 2025

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Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

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trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

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