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Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
by SilversSun May 3, 2017
mugGet the Table Topmug.

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips
Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here
by MoneyWay November 24, 2019
mugGet the Table Spritemug.

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
mugGet the Table Lickermug.

Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm May 27, 2016
mugGet the Fucking table slutmug.

Table

look at him he has a table.
by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021
mugGet the Tablemug.

table

table is really the word cat in spanish, it’s true.
Let’s adopt a cat (table).”
by lulu_1521 February 2, 2023
mugGet the tablemug.

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.
Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!
mugGet the On Periodic Tablesmug.

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