frosty the status-quo man

Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.

frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet

by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

shitpost status

Basically a millennial version of youtube poop.

Jim: At least one of these shitpost status videos always pop up in my home page, what's up with all of them having the same title?

Harry: They're basically youtube poop, you boomer.

Jim: Darn I feel old.

by tropical potatoes January 9, 2021

andy status

straight up fuckin broke. so broke dat u got go 2 bobby blues instead of jimmy jazz. so broke u gotta save up 2 be broke. So broke hobos give u money. so broke u dream of one day bein homeless

man i wanna get chips on layaway but i cant! dats some straight up andy status shit right there!

by new york city's one and only chino July 29, 2008

Phill status

origanly based on a girl who is definetly not perfect, but everyone thinks shes is. used as a compliment.

Boy at waldorf sf: look at her. shes definetly got an almost phill status. 2nd boy at waldorf: yeah i know. I CALL DIBS ON HER!

by elliot dwyer carney January 20, 2009

Turtle Status

when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.

when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.

by 321firefunk January 9, 2010

homo status

something that sucks or is gay

guy 1:i broke my leg last week guy2: thats so homo status

by tNt MaN January 22, 2008