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Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!
by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023
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screaming whistle shits

Diarrhea so bad that the loose stool exiting the anus creates a whistling noise. It should be noted that the noise can range from a low pitched hum all the way to a high pitched scream like a Piccolo Pete firework.
I’m scared to be too far from a toilet ; I’ve got the screaming whistle shits.
by Gargle McBalls. August 24, 2023
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Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.
Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!
by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023
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Screaming in public

A way to describe your pain with only sounds, it is basically when you scream in public (if it wasn't obvious) and be roasted across millions of old people. It is also a way to gain millions of views by making it intense screaming and putting everybody's ears in chames as in the example below.
A person who has a family, children, a wife, and two jobs to work on: lalala i fucking want this delicious burger
Narrator for the video: Screaming in public bathrooms pran-
Creature that doesn't have a father figure: AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHAGAHAHAHAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIU
person that im not saying again: what the actual fuck's is this
Person that doesn't have a father figure: HAHAHAHAAAAGAGAGAGGHGAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAahAAHAHAHAHAAAAGGGAGAGAGAGGQVAVAGAVVAGAGAGGAGAGGSGSHDUDHHEIRIFHUFJFHFUICOFKFJIDHDH (summons scp 077885373638) HAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGA...
it continues
non stopping pain.
by pytschratchon October 19, 2023
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screaming in public restrooms prank

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yo bro have you done the screaming in public restrooms prank yet

nah ima do it later tho

awesome sauce
by 03vren November 12, 2023
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Shmeading

When your cold and your penis shrivels up.
Yo I’m Shmeading out here , barely poking through the zipper.
by John Simpington December 6, 2023
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