Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.

Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Shift

A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.

My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?

Me : yeah it was a good shift

My boss : *walking away shaking his head*

Me : stupid cunt

by IPeedInTheSinkOnce September 17, 2010

Snifty

(adj) pronounced Snif-tee, meaning super nifty. Comes from the latin greek form of cool.

"Superman is super and nifty."
"That means he's snifty."
"Right on my brotha."

by Ima Bee December 26, 2009

pussy shifters

Paddle shifters on a automatic transmission car.

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".

by TimeToFap July 28, 2014

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.

Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"

by SuGonDees April 13, 2021

Third Shift

When it is late enough into the night where just about anyone starts showing up to a party. Typically used to describe the wave of ugly girls that show up to a fraternity party after their closed party with a hot sorority ends.

Guy 1: "Hey is that Hilary? Look at her backfat!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like the third shift just rolled in"

by Harry Johnson 19 July 3, 2009

shiftless negro

origionally from "Romeo Must Die" a phrase used to identify someone stupid and irritating. Someone who is worth less than you. Said between a mate and you, usually in hoarse voices pretending to be whispering but loud enough for the stupid person to hear. This creates maximum damage to the shiftless negro's feelings...but hey, they're a shiftless negro...they deserve it

P1: hey, you know that guy?
P2: ...shiftless negro?
P1: ...yeah shiftless negro, yeah, shiftless

by Mace May 5, 2006