Smartass

A know-it-all bitch that argues with you and tries to prove they're an expert at something

Person1: lmao i am the best at math, i'm so smart!
Person2: stfu smartass

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021

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slurtyping

When your texting someone and you fuck up the letters in a word so badly, that autocorrect can't fix it. It is the equivalent of talking 100% shitfaced inebriated and slurring your words.

"Did you see havykbeifj snoaliiuw went fjsokd?"

"Dude, what? You're slurtyping"

by tRiP42069 May 28, 2021

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Being able to succeed at tending a farm, running a mafia, and building a city all while creating a page that displays your hundreds of friends (you're so popular) and uniqueness by "liking" and displaying pictures, songs, events, quotes and statuses that thousands and sometimes millions of other people like as well

I was looking at my sisters Facebook page the other day and boy was I impressed. She reached level 200 on Farmville, has 200,000 people in her mafia, created and owns the biggest city on Cityville, has more than 5,000 friends, likes all the same things as everybody else and copies and pastes every major status update in the world. Now that's not just smart, that's Facebook smart.

by Pooeyscooter July 17, 2011

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tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.

by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014

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Street smart

Don't you really hate it when somebody starts describing themself or somebody else as street smart when you know that they know deep down that they could describe themself as more than just plain street smart without people thinking they were egotistical and pompous?

Ask yourself whether even Tupac wouldn't be able to call himself street smart enough, and if even he wouldn't do it, and you are from the part of Kansas way past Kansas City, (Missouri or Kansas) or somewhere just like parts of Kansas way past Kansas City, why would you get on a National Geographic show about prison with a pseudonym and claim to be street smart when you know it isn't you, it's just an image you want (but you still think it's as hilarious to everyone else as it is to you what you're saying and doing)?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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