Slumpkin

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"

other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"

first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick

by fagelerino April 30, 2009

slurpage

a drink or other liquid that is consumed

im thirsty im going to the fridge to get some slurpage

by jessica October 8, 2003

slurptastic

Delicious-tasting and, at the same time, liquidy in nature.

Mmm, that Wagamama's spicy soup thing was slurptastic.

by Tarquin F. March 12, 2008

"slurpee"

the act of fellatio where the girl has ice in her mouth

Dude, she did a "slurpee" on me the other night!

by Senger8 April 24, 2008

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Maple Syrup Slurper

A pejorative word defining someone of Canadian origin

Andrew Tamchyna, you are such a maple syrup slurper.

by ruggerhuh March 18, 2011

Slumpatost

A disfunctional dirty bastard who liks to masterbate while listening to Elton John.

Bob you are a slumpatost so piss off!

by Duane Ellis July 31, 2003