John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.
Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.
Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.
by Beanstalker November 26, 2010
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There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.
A four door shit would be legendary.
by the_caretaker June 9, 2005
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person 1: I just got curved. Person 2: that is some thot shit.
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-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."
by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004
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When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 3, 2017
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i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
i.e. "I pee'd this morning."
i.e. "My neighbor's grandmother's sister's cousin's dog died. I am sooo very sad....please pray for me."
"Does little Johnny always have to take a facebook shit?! Seriously, he is an attention seeking whore"
by ediseasilydistracted December 19, 2009
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