Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008

Shockini

A word used to describe something crappy, often a knock-off of an original object.

Q: Did you watch American Dad last night?
A: No, man. That show is a shockini of Family Guy.

by Jimmy Stik April 23, 2006

Shockers

a name referring to an adult kickball team that is awesome on the field and has a lot of spirit. Shockers are the types of teams that would have wacky theme nights, spray paint their cleats to match the opposing team's shirts, or hang a banner of the team name. They may even take cheering to the next level with an air horn, a cowbell, or a spirited slow clap at the end of the game.

-Check out the Shockers over there, scoring runs left and right in their 80's theme night clothes!

-I want to be one of the Shockers because they always win!

by ShockThePlanet February 5, 2010

shocker

Australian slang (possibly used elsewhere).

Used to describe a person who is surprisingly foolish or inept. Not entirely derogatory - moreso a playful taunt.

"Geez, Joe, you're such a shocker!!"
(after Joe did something stupid)

"Wow, MJ had a real shocker in that game - he only scored 11 points!"
(a woeful sporting performance will often get this call)

by Mookie S August 24, 2005

Athlete's Cock

Fungus on a penis that is the result of jerking off into a dirty sock.

I had Madden rub Tinactin on my athlete's cock.

Argh my athlete's cock itches.

by BOOOM! September 24, 2009

Devan's cock

The smallest penis know to man. You'd need some mighty fine equipment to see that small thing

Wow that guy had like no dick. He must have a Devan's Cock

by Zombieboi24 October 18, 2016

Shocker 5000

The act of inserting a closed fist into a female vagina sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making "jazz-hands" out of your fingers.

This fucking whore was screaming, "is it in yet?" So I gave her a shocker 5000 right before I raped her in the ass until she bled all over my cock.

by cuminurmouthfuckingwhore December 11, 2006