Jizz Snake 

A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.

Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.

Jizz Snake by Raul (comes out at night) September 27, 2009

doo doo snake 

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?
Source: Vincenz, Staten Island, NY

doo doo snake by Vincenz March 15, 2007

Move like a snake 

A person with no hips moves side to side and puts there hands on there hip and face

I move like a snake in class cause I have no hips

Move like a snake by Xxxlifeofalixxx November 18, 2019

Shakespeare

A method of torture used by English teachers on their students for their own sick amusment and the cause of a surge of sparknotes.com users

did the teach give you shakespeare too?!

Shakespeare by dramagirl3 December 3, 2008

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

There's a snake in my boot by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

Alabama Snakerider 

When the girl sits on your dick longways like one would if they’re riding large snake. This may be accompanied by a “Yeehaw”.

She was an alabama snakerider and broke my pelvic bone.

Alabama Snakerider by AssburgMcStuffins June 22, 2020

Snake Shit 

one who rats, cheats, and lies on others, and betrays

Leroy told the cops on Jamal

"that Leroy nigga is snake shit"

Snake Shit by MJ and OTL January 22, 2004