Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

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Say That Again, But Slowly

Used to politely tell someone that they just completely contradicted themselves. It can also be "Read that again, but slowly" if it's in text rather than actually being uttered.

Dumbass: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"

Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021

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slowskys

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it

the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year

by carlos stockton August 13, 2006

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Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".

Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.

Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.

by Notorious NATE April 12, 2010

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