Stoner

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with talking to rocks, and is also called a pothead for other unrelated reasons. Stoner's also seem to have a tendency to act like idiots when talking to their rocks, but they also refer to themselves as "cool" which is completely false.

Man one: Yo, did you see that stoner yesterday at that one party?
women one: Yeah, they're total creeps.

by SilverxShadow March 4, 2018

hippie stoner moment

When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.

David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!

by hippie_queen February 21, 2008

stoner

Someone who smokes weed all the time, and is so stoned all the time that they are unaware of their surroundings. The person is liable to smoke up to 4 joints a day, and things that are done in the house are always gone un-noticed. A stoner can sometimes forget where he is or what he is doing and can leave lights on, doors open, taps running and the heating on all night.

For fuck sake, the stupid git left on the lights in the hall, the kitchen, the bathroom, left the heating on, and left the tap running. I'll give him 5 years and he'll be dead from smoking that shit everyday, the stupid smelly Dog.

by Dog March 5, 2004

Stoner

Someone, mostly males from the ages of 13-19, who run around throwing rocks at people for no good reason. They throw stones, hence the term "stoner".

Benny: "Ya see that boy Jonny walking towards us?"

Me: "Yeah, what about him?"

Benny: "Well rumor has it that he is quite the stoner."

Me: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIfe!!!!!"
*takes off running*

by dabizz June 16, 2008

Stoner Movie

Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.

There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?

Person 2: Whats that?

Person 1: A Stoner Movie

Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.

by WhyDiesel June 30, 2009

Stoner

A generally happy (strictly when high) person who wastes every last penny on "grass", figures out the universe and finds meaning to life like WHOA WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN A COMPUTER GAME. A person who constantly and insecurely tells everyone around them all the positive effects of smoking marijuana such as how it takes away nausea when you have cancer (probably from marijuana) and ignores the long list of serious health risks it poses.

Hey, look over there how weed has forced those stoners to apply at the local gas station for a job in order to pay for their hobby.

by sadfaserfwerfsadfasdfeasrewrfsadfesadfesadfae January 9, 2008

chew the scenery

(of an actor) to deliver a bad or amateurish performance.

"in the final scene he was really chewing the scenery."

by Andrew Buntain May 13, 2003