Rusty Robot

A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.

I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.

by Ashleybond30 June 2, 2017

rusty mule

A rusty mule is when a dude fucks his girl when she's on her period and gets blood all over his dick, and then takes a nap, and the blood dries on his dick. And then he wakes up all horny and shit and fucks her from behind, like a mule.

Girl #1: " did you bang Chad, or were you on your period?"

Girl #2: "Yass queen, we banged even though I'm on the rag, he's into it. He gave me a rusty mule, and I loved it.

Girl #1: "What a gentleman."

by Assfuxkinghobobitchcock July 7, 2016

rusty rothlesburger

raping a woman in a bathroom while your henchmen block the door.

(rapist)what the fuck happend last night (a henchmen) well we were at the bar and you met this hot chick one thing led another and BAM!! rusty rothlesburger.(rapist)fuck man i gotta stop doin this

by benti March 8, 2011

Rusty Box

A true red head's unshaved (preferrably nicely trimmed) vagina. The color of her pubic hair = red e.g. rusty, and box = vagina.

I love my smokin hot red headed girl friends "Rusty Box"! Did you see that ginger at the strip club? She had an awesome "Rusty Box"!

by LytShow March 26, 2011

Rusty Pliers

When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.

Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.

by Do it for Todd April 23, 2021

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

rusty nail

Inserting a finger into the anus, usually a female finger into a male anus. Related to rusty trombone.

Her boyfriend asked for a rusty nail but since she never did it before she chickened out.

by Ephraim Bard January 15, 2011