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Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
by countmonster May 17, 2009
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Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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put you up on game

1. To tell someone new or uninformed how to survive in their environment who to respect who to get over on and over all how to win. (typically relating to the drug game or pimp game.)

2. to tell you how it is and how it will be.
"let me put you up on game homie before you get your head took off by these cats." Typically used as westcoast terminology.

The Game used this phrase as a hook for one of his songs.
by Trinide April 27, 2007
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where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...
As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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Put Them Bitches in the Bag

To get lots of women
Matt: Yo, how was last night?

Tim: I put them bitches in the bag, man.

Matt: Nice
by Twist of Rhyme January 13, 2011
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Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
by SHLA July 24, 2012
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Put the pussy on the chain-wax

A term that has been used as far back as the Stone Age to describe how radical something was.
D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!
by P. Ennis July 30, 2019
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