Poop Tip

Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

by Cous Cous June 07, 2009

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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

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poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 05, 2019

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Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 11, 2012

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Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

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