pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

Pipe Bender

A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.

She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.

She was a real pipe bender.

by Birds&Sunshine January 18, 2009

pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

by kingbenne August 11, 2014

pipere

Most sexy woman alive. Completely irreplaceable. She can brighten up your day with a smile. Loyal and compassionate to the ones she loves. Don't cross her though, she will fuck you up.

You're so lucky, you married a Pipere!

by daynu December 21, 2016

Pipe

Gun or stick.

I'm not worried bout them pussy boys pullin up, I got my pipe on me.

by Kushtonbaker January 9, 2017