Perfect Nipple Placement

When your nipples are perfectly placed. Basically when they're the same distance/size as the other.

"Oh my god. Rossi has such perfect nipple placement!"

by careeeeee1922 September 15, 2011

perfect boy

dark curly hair, dark brown eyes, glasses, pretty collar bones, black air forces. loyal, treats you nice, with respect, hugs you from behind. spoils you, calls you princess.

hey Alexis, have you found yourself a perfect boy yet? i have.

by killababydox February 6, 2020

Perfect

Not you.

You are not perfect.

And you especially are not perfect if you're getting pissed over this definition.

by PI55 September 22, 2018

Perfect Woman

Term used to describe the ultimate, and perfect act of female kindness to a man with morning blue balls.

The woman is often asleep or barely waking when the man stands beside the bed with her head turned towards him, his waist at her face, and alternates between masterbating and force feeding his cock to the female, leading to an eventual ejaculation into her mouth as she quickly finishes him, swallows and turns to go back to bed, allowing you to go back to bed (or to work etc.)

This morning she gave me a perfect woman

by Braynes December 28, 2009

perfect pint

Something being so great and perfect especially a couple who are so awesome together but do not want to accept the reality

Kyle and Betty together make a perfect pint although they do not want to see each other

by TriPpa🍁 February 5, 2018

Perfect Nav

annoying page that comes up when i've typed in the wrong address... grrrr

i hate perfect nav

by fightera June 23, 2004

Perfectesimo

A Scott Bergmann made especially and more perfect than anyone else in the world for a Michelle Buck.

Purr-feh-ct-ees-im-oh

*Scott Bergmann is perfectesimo

*No on in the world is perfectesimo except Scott

*Everyone wishes they were perfectesimo, but they aren't Scott

by Mr.Michelle January 25, 2005