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life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.
I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me
by Toastedchez October 24, 2017
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child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.
Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp
by ladybug09 December 5, 2013
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Pimp-tight

Person 1: Doode, that was tight!
Person 2: Yes, but was it pimp-tight?

Person 1: Doode, she's got a pimp-tight ass.
by Apul January 20, 2003
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Jew Pimp

A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.
Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!

Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.

Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
by Angela and Nikki April 30, 2006
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church pimp

pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)

n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.
christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"
by General Macarthur July 24, 2006
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Pimp Noir

A fictionous type of pimp which was acted into the blaxploitation period.
Rudy Ray Moore through the character of Dolemite:

"I'm going to let 'em know that Dolemite is my name and f***ing up motherf***er's is my game!"

"Man move over and let me pass 'fore they have to be pulling these hush puppies out your motherf***ing ass!"

"You rat soup eating honky motherf***er!"
by Innocentz November 23, 2003
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romeo pimp

A romeo pimp is a sex trafficker that instead of forcing, they try to get young women to fall in love with them so they can be influenced into taking part in the sex business.
Mom: Always be careful, you don’t know if he’s a romeo pimp or not.
by fuck me not the climate March 6, 2020
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