pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

pimp [noun]

Colloquially, a socially successful, well-esteemed male who garners female attraction and is generally respected/envied by other males.

"Did you see him walk up to those chicks flauting his fly gear and get all their phone numbers? What a pimp!"

by Credible MBA March 25, 2004

Pimp-tight

The highest level of tightness.

Person 1: Doode, that was tight!
Person 2: Yes, but was it pimp-tight?

Person 1: Doode, she's got a pimp-tight ass.

by Apul January 20, 2003

Jew Pimp

A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.

Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!

Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.

Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.

by Angela and Nikki April 30, 2006

church pimp

pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)

n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.

christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"

by General Macarthur July 24, 2006

Pimp-Choke

A Pimps defense against rival pimps who are stealing his ho's.

Hardacre Pimp-Choked the shit out of that guy.

by Dylan Bermingham, Laura Steel March 9, 2007

camera pimp

The opposite of camera whore. The person at the parties etc. that takes random, pointless pictures thus creating more camera whores in the process. Also known to shout things such as "Pose!" or "Myspace!"

Brigid is always taking pictures, she's such a camera pimp.

by kelleynicole August 7, 2008