Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

lip muncher

Biting one's lip when nervous, excited or shy.

Amina is always biting her lip, she is such a lip muncher

by Ruttynn April 14, 2015

soil muncher

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.

Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.

by Mansomans September 8, 2016

Linglongcurry muncher

It means when ur having sex and haveing curry at a the same time and mis Coase is in it to with a dog

Linglongcurry Muncher My name is lily Janz and I am a linglongcurry I like big thing with mis Coase

It's mean have sex

by Tmadau November 3, 2016

Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017

clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

Decorative Muscle

Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:

1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.

2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).

3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.

4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.

John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.

by Robjef622 May 6, 2017