sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

Stuffed Muff

When two dudes eat one girl out at the same time.

"Dude, me and J-Rad almost touched tongues while hitting a Stuffed Muff on Stacey last night."

by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

Nubbin’muff

To simplify a complicated issue usually related to technology

The network required a nubbin’muff in order to work efficiently.

by Guru2020 October 7, 2019

Road muff

Eating a lady out wail she’s driving.

Joe gave Tiffani road muff as we went to Colorado.

by Phaqer February 20, 2022

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023