Motorola v300

The worst cell phone ever made.
People are attracted to this phone because it's "fancy." It has speaker phone, voice dialing and a deacent camera.
However, it is overpriced, to say the least. Features include: horrible reception, frequent dropped calls, and poor audio quality. Also, it has to be shut off every few days or it will "lock up" and the battery will have to be removed.

I have replaced my Motorola v300 three times this year.

by Delly Del October 27, 2005

shemar moore

Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

by NylonPimp April 7, 2020

Mason Moore

Proper Noun: Smooth talking, sweetest person you will ever meet. Very reserved, but outgoing and hilarious when in a comfortable environment. Usually depressed, but will always tends brighten your mood. Best sex you will ever get.

Mason Moore is so fucking epic, i want to lick the clothes off of his body

by Mason Mooregasm April 23, 2009

Motorasst

An asshole driver.

That motorasst just cut me off!

by carmen06 October 13, 2009

motorpunk

A creative fabrication style for repurposing materials from the automotive or powersport industry into new objects, somewhat borrowing from the steampunk genre.

Jim: I bought an awesome motorpunk table lamp made from gears and roller bearings today from the Motorpunk store on Etsy!
Brian: Jealous.

by motorpunk December 24, 2010

motorsubmarining

The motorboating of back boobs.

Remember that fat girl from last night? I was motorsubmarining her for hours.

by unearth December 30, 2011

Motorcycle Vagina

Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.

Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?

by jiggleswank November 5, 2014