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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008
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3:00 in the morning

This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.
I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.
by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017
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Morning splinter

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.
by The Etymologist March 20, 2009
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mooning-kick

~ mooning-kick

The perfect retaliation after being mooned. The victim executes a (flying) kick at the mooner.
A direct hit indicates the perfect revenge.
If the victim misses his kick, the mooning counts as twice the humiliation.
Alexander: You got mooned yesterdag, didn't you?
Robin: Don't worry, afterwards I performed a flying mooning-kick.
Moe: But I dodged you!
Daniel: Whaha, double mooned!
robin: Oh, dear.
by MoLetalis March 26, 2010
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Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017
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Morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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Monring

Mon bring mono and ring being anus. Give her one. In the anus.
Noud really gave Michelle a proper monring ing the other night.
by Forfivesakes July 25, 2019
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