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Mikeson is a gift from God. he is selfless and willing to give all the love he has to his person. he is caring and will help as long as he can. he is sometimes lazy but he will protect you. he maybe has his own world but once you caught his attention he can give you the whole world. Mikeson is such a blessing. he is kind, loving and loyal to his love ones.
Mikeson is a gift from God
mikeson by smle000 November 24, 2021
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Malesela 

A kind ,loyal ,sweet and loving soul that won't let anything or anyone come in-between what he/she wants.And is also very *good looking*.
Malesela makes me bust a nut
Malesela by George Einstein November 25, 2021
A person of the most mid so terrible at being not mid that is classified as the midest of all
Josue is the midest
midest by Mr.butterworth February 15, 2022
VERY HOT. MAY MAKE U SUPER HAPPY. BE CAREFULL OR HE WILL STOP YOU FROM BREATHING IN PURE SHOCK BECAUSE HE IS SIMPLY JUST TOO AWESOME.
Milas
Milas by anonymous July 22, 2022

malestress

A man that is having an affair with a married individual. The male equivalent of a mistress
I only found out about her malestress when I saw the pictures on her phone. We had both been secretly seeing the same man. He was my malestress too.
malestress by Timaloo July 3, 2023

100 mile an hour pen 

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.
"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."

Thousand Mile Gare 

To stare deeply into a computer monitor during web development.
After staring at this HTML for hours and hours, I have developed a thousand mile gare.