medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

medi-mind

Anyone with extensive medical, physiological, biological knowledge in any medical arena. Including pharmaceutical applications pertaining to the medical field.

As a student of medicine, he/she has a “medi-mind”!

by Arrowdog June 8, 2018

media romance

when people want to live like fictional people in media and the public officials that haven’t met most of the people they represent.

College students have been in a media romance since they began in the 11th century.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

media new money depletion

when your daily and weekly newspapers don’t have an hour’s worth of reading material on business ideas.

The media new money depletion kept most people from being wealthy.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

by QuacksO March 2, 2018

medical reviewer

Person who reviews pages and pages of medical, legal, and other claim documentation and then writes a legally binding order based on the case, the law, and the medical information.

I'm so happy I got my surgery approved, that medical reviewer did a great job evaluating the information and writing the order.

by Troutster March 13, 2018

Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe May 15, 2018