milf'd

A mother you loved fucking....but if it was a milf'd Amy you get bonus points! A milf'd Amy will be one of the best experiences you ever have!

Man, I can't believe I milf'd Amy, never had anyone so hot!

by Marykate Veras March 30, 2013

MILF

Heather Chronister

Hello, I am a MILF

by 666- April 18, 2018

Milf

Mother In Late 40s

Single mom on Tinder: I’m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?

by Suck.A.Toe June 4, 2018

milfcat

a cat that lives in your milf

wow! man my milfcat is really scratchin me up and sometimes it vibrates

by amanda rowanda August 22, 2006

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

midfield

Being in the middle of an orgy

That thot was in midfield yesterday with Jerry, Tom, and Ben

by cmp64 December 9, 2014

milder

ma-il-der

A person lacking friends and or little to no social interactions. A milder is also someone who is tall and sluggish and have yet to loose their virginity and have had no affectionate interactions with a female. For example, kissing, making out, blow jobs, fingering.....etc. basically a milder is a unsocial, sluggish, tall, virgin with no ambition in life and will go no where in life.

That kid was sitting next to me all year, I didn't even know he went to school here. What a milder.

He's 17 and a virgin with no friends, what a milder.

by Grand master Lockwood January 25, 2016