lead zeppelin

A threat. The act: getting a hot girl/prostitute/total slut bag to go in and start rubbing/sucking/engaging in sexual congress with the subject of your threat. Then, shortly before ejaculation, but at full and inescapable arousal, you burst into the room and punch said target in the head of the dick aiming towards the base of said penis. The result: complete and utter destruction of said person via ruination into the base of their wang.

Jims: Dude, don't go there. I'll give you a lead zeppelin.

Slapdick: The metal band?

Jims: No the ruination of your dick bro.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname March 30, 2008

lead baloon

a failure, especially a severe one

a movie based on a game is usually a lead baloon.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2008

street legal

An erect dick that does not extend the palm of a hand

HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."

WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."

by mBmD August 2, 2012

Lead head

A square.To be uncool. Most adults are lead heads.

That teacher is such a lead head.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Adolf Hitler Leader of Nazis

The guy who is allergic to nuts but still bothers and risks stealing your "Nutella". He also killed millions of Jews and started wars... P.S. You could of just searched up Adolf Hitler....

Adolf Hitler leader of Nazis always steals John's "Nutella" because he has the most.

by gnarlybra101 September 28, 2014

Legacy

totally awsome poster over in G&T who isnt a mod, but everybody think he is!

Legacy should totally be a mod

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Leading some one on

Saying your going to do something sexual then change your mind or not do it

Carly: I wanna suck your dick
John:Saturday night?
Carly:sounds good

10 minutes later

Carly:I don't want to do that
John:but u said u will
Carly: sorry I lied

Lieing about leading some one on

by Ur mum is gay March 21, 2019