Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not
one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your
day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech
smart and beats Geek Squad any
day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the
best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man,
awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be
true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on
top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same
time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the
phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (: