I-itis

A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.

Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of “I-itis”! Wouldn’t surprise me if it turns into “me-osis” before too long!

by QuacksO September 1, 2012

I Am

One who takes recognition in something they are.

"I Am Powerful", "I Am Beautiful", "I Am Gay", "I Am Strong", "I Am a person who can freely express who I Am" & etc..

by i Am The Truth June 29, 2013

I like it

Facebook status common for women where they put where they like to leave their purses, leaving out the "purse" and putting in "it" instead. This is done to earn money for breast cancer.

I like it on the floor

I like it in the car

I like it hanging on the doorknob

by Skeegee October 13, 2010

I seen

A phrase used by people speaking one of many dialects of the Midwest, meaning "I have seen" or "I saw".

I seen you borrow him a quarter so he could get a pop when he could have gone to the bubbler for free.
means
I saw you lend him a quarter so he could get a soda when he could have used the water fountain for free.

by Hannah Perry April 9, 2006

there's no i in team

A stupid phrase to tell ball hogs to give you the damn ball.

There aint no I in team.
Well there aint no WE either

by DyingAlive May 19, 2004

crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

i boot

Means you cant be assed to do something
Originated at Purbrook Park School

"oi keet, wanna go down the heath?"
"nah i boot"

by xXmilfXx February 28, 2009