Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

grease & peace

when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.

That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.

by apymbal123 September 24, 2012

groates

When a person is liked a lot by others.

'Groates? Yeah he's well alright!'

by lover_of_science November 27, 2013

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot February 27, 2014

Groater

Groater
Noun
A: An abundant amount of penis cheese that is currently soaking in the cleave of the testes
B: Urine soaked discharge from either an STD or some pustules that have erupted near the scrotal sack, creating a fermented stew in sweat.

Sentence Usage: There was groater in my soup after I told off the waiter, I'm going to get sick.:

by Capt.Jap Aye January 8, 2014

Grease

Sweet meth a great time passer when your not sleeping...cause your high, or usefull when doing everyday shit in a boring low population area , Yay!

Yo you got that grease. Hook, I got shit to do.

Or

Man you got some grease, I've been fiending all day!

by tweakedMind October 29, 2014

groaker

(noun): Someone who hangs around a fan community for a thing just to talk about everything they hate about that thing, its creators, its plots, its characters, and its fans.

This groaker keeps showing up to my fan club meetings just to complain about everything. If you think it's so shitty, why are you here?

by frubbliness March 27, 2015