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guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about
Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.
by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011
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Guitarist

One who plays guitar and is usually in a band so is therefor super cool. Guitarists are usually cooler than people that don’t play guitar and there are nearly 0 exceptions to this rule.
Nobody gets more pussy than guitarists bro
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
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guijarro

A fucking asshole who fucking sucks at everything. A guy that has the athletic talents of a 3 year old girl
Dude, look at Guijarro, he is the exact opposite of people like Cade, Patrick, and Sean.
by Marko Durant September 8, 2016
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Guita

Superfly is flyer than Guita
by Superfly January 27, 2004
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Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
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gitarded

to be completely stupified .. after a heavy night of 420:)
woh man , i am completely gitarded.. what was that ???
by Babybug420 September 8, 2005
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