22 definitions by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy

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Worse than pay to win

How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?

Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!

Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
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An actual good mobile game which is pretty tame in terms of microtransactions: the loot boxes are purely for cosmetics and stuff that you can earn in game, no content locked in them or behind paywalls. No p2w, which is always good. Recommended for fans of games like Destiny and Warframe, good game with a similar Destiny formula to pick up and play on the go.
Shadowgun legends is teh best mobile game.
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What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
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The term for a homestead in the upcoming MMORPG Ashes of Creation. You can hire people such as blacksmiths to work at your freehold for you.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 07, 2020
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The best way to eat your cereal because it doesn’t get soggy.
Guy 1: Dude you’re not eating that dry are you?

Guy 2: Uhh, yeah cause it won’t get soggy.

Guy 1: Just eat it fast.

Guy 2: Yeah that doesn’t work, tried it, gets soggy anyway.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Seriously. This is going to be like, the Beatles of video games. It’s like, an mmorpg and the world evolves around the actions of the playerbase and cities and nations are in it and they rise and fall and stuff.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 12, 2020
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