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tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.
Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”
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Neoliberalism

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.
Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 12, 2021
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Ronald Reagan

Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.
Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 21, 2021
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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Cheek tickler

A cheek tickler is something or someone that is cute. Reference to your ass cheeks tickling when you see cuteness.
Aww that little girl is such a cheek tickler!
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Cummunist

A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism
Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021
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ashes of creation

Seriously. This is going to be like, the Beatles of video games. It’s like, an mmorpg and the world evolves around the actions of the playerbase and cities and nations are in it and they rise and fall and stuff.
I can’t wait to play Ashes of Creation!
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 12, 2020
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