TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy's definitions

tamatal

Some random word I made up that I say to my family all the time.

Me: “Tamatal, tamatal, tamatal”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 3, 2022

LALE

Laugh a little extra, see LOL

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020

Neoliberalism

Rule by corporations. Neoliberalism is a type of political ideology that politicians suddenly adopt when rich people make large donations.

Examples of neoliberal interest groups include Amazon, Nestle, the Koch Brothers.

Famous neoliberal politicians include Martin Shkreli, Jeff Bezos, and Ronald Reagan.

Guy 1: Neoliberalism is just rule by the corporations, when you think about it.

Guy 2: Nooooooo it’s when the government deregulates the economy!

Guy 1: So basically, rule by corporations. Think about it? What would they try do do differently if you thought they wanted corporations to rule everything?

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy December 12, 2021

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020

$@&#%!

What one types as opposed to swearing.

Dud 1: hey man look at the trailer for destiny 3!

Dud 2: $@&#%!

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy April 14, 2020

Freehold

The term for a homestead in the upcoming MMORPG Ashes of Creation. You can hire people such as blacksmiths to work at your freehold for you.

I just bought a freehold

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 7, 2020

7 rings

Proof that humanity is failing.
Rip off of my favorite things

Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 27, 2019