A very addictive video game where you play an undead soldier soldier with the ability to wield “light” as a weapon. You are tasked with defending humanity’s last safe city from alien invaders after a mysterious surge of dark energy sweeps the solar system and kills off most of humanity.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 30, 2020
Guy: Theven weength yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!?
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
Actual human being: Oh, you mean that ripoff 7 rings by Ariana Grande?
Guy: Yeweweeeeee I wuvv shevvven weeeeiiiiinngth eeeeee!!!
Actual human being: Yeah okay dude, you can actually stop now.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 27, 2019
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy March 03, 2022
Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 22, 2021
A communist country is a country where everything is publicly owned and distributed equally to all citizens. A cummunist country is a country that claims to be communist but has nothing to do with communism
Examples of cummunist countries are most modern day “Marxist” republics, including China, North Korea, and Vietnam.
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy February 19, 2021
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
The right to vote
A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything
When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies
Beating the final boss of dark souls
Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time
Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming
Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.
Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode
Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy July 21, 2021