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What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
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LALE

Guy 1: So I asked her if she wanted to bump uglies and then she head butted me

Guy 2: Haha!

Guy 3: LOL

Guy 4: LALE
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 21, 2020
mugGet the LALEmug.

Ronald Reagan

Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.
Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 21, 2021
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KIIS FM

LA’s #1 shit music station. 90% bragging about themselves. 9.99% repeating the same garbage, 0.01% la’s #1 shit music
Ryan C Crest: KIIS FM is la’s no. 1 hit music station.

Tanya: la’s no. 1 hit music station

Sisanie: la’s no. 1 hit music station

3 hours later:

Ryan C Crest: la’s number 1 hit music station
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Energies

Worse than pay to win

How it works is in a game, you have a set amount of energies, which are used up everytime you go on a mission. Once you use up all of your energies, you often have to wait HOURS for all your energies to replenish!
Homo sapien 1: Hey man wanna play Wh40k freeblade today?

Homo sapien 2: Nah man I’m all out of energies!

Homo sapien 1: Fuck energies! Why can’t we just grind 40 hours to unlock Darth Vader instead?
mugGet the Energiesmug.

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles
and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020
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