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grundle pie

(noun)
When someone spreads a layer of Hershy squirts onto someone's grundle. Then proceeds to blow dry the Hershy squirts with wheaty farts until the top layer of the Hershy squirts forms a nice crispy crust. Thus the grundle pie is born.
The crust of that grundle pie may look tempting but don't bite into that pie, you wont like the filling....trust me.
by outa_luck November 26, 2006
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grounded

1. confined to one's home

2. restricted from participating in certain social activities
(both senses are punishments for unruly youth)
If you give one more kid a wedgie than you will be grounded for 3 days.
by Light Joker April 24, 2005
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grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!
Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?
by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
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Grundel

The section of skin between the beginning of one's asscrack and the ending of their sexual organs.
"Yo homeskillet, I was twanging on this hoodrat's grundel last night and her fuppy dislodged and knocked me out cold."
by Tmurda November 27, 2002
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GroundDog Day

=coined by Abby Lindsay to describe the repeating mental state of dogs when their owners return home, at which time they have forgotten that everything that happened today, happened just as it did yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc.
GroundDog Day

As in--

"Daddy, what is GroundDog Day?"

"Daddy, Daddy, you're home. I can't believe you came home. I didn't think you'd ever come home.

You've never left me alone for this long before. Daddy, Daddy. I love you soooo much…."

whimper, whimper, doggie kiss, doggie kiss, tail wag, tail wag, hip swagger, hip swagger

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Scoobie Snack? Huh, huh.?

"Daddy, you wouldn't believe what Kelly Ripa was wearing today…you really shouldn't have gone to work…what is work anyway, Daddy?

Daddy, can I have some wet food tonight Daddy…what are you eating?…can I go out and play?

When am I going to get a baby brother or sister…how come all the other dogs are walking their Mommies and Daddies by and not me…

Daddy, I saw them pee on my yard….

Daddy, can I sleep on your bed when you're gone…jk Daddy…

Daddy, I can't believe you came home for me….

scratch, scratch, lick, scratch
by miunger April 26, 2013
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grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.
At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.
by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003
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grundle plasma

the sweat that seeps out of the pores located between the underside of the testicle sac and the asshole
after the long practice, my balls were all sweaty with grundle plasma
by trizzles May 27, 2005
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