A common mistake among homeowners. These types of floors look pretty, but that's their only benefit. They're freezing cold in the winter, impossible to keep clean, and develop squeaks. They also reflect sound whereas carpet absorbs sound. Carpet is also warmer in the winter, and more comfortable.
Damn these hardwood floors; I spent 20 minutes on them with a dust mop, and I still see dust bunnies, not to mention stains, and there's new squeaky spots. Next house I get will be all carpet.
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Get the flooremite mug.A highly sexual pose, used often in modeling, dance and gymnastics, mostly by women. It requires lying face up on the floor, with the back arched and head back, the toes pointed down, and the legs independently writhing up and down. Commonly the legs are together, with the thighs rubbing against each other, but sometimes can be performed with the writhing legs spread wide open as well.
Suggests pleasure or orgasm, although can also be used to suggest pain.
Also known as "The Writhing Goddess" pose.
Suggests pleasure or orgasm, although can also be used to suggest pain.
Also known as "The Writhing Goddess" pose.
She fell down on her back and had a floorgasm after the stage hypnotist gave her an orgasm suggestion.
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